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Following are stories told in a variety of media, some by the novelist Sid, songs by little brother Wylie, other storytelling by their artistic influences

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A sampling of Sid's short fiction and New York Times Horse Racing Articles and Essays regarding Big Brown's failed run for the Triple Crown


Age

A short story first published in Inkwell Magazine, and later republished in Big Sky Journal as Time, a story with many lives...


As he aged I would pick him up and drive him around the countryside to wherever he wished. Backroads, backwaters of the Montana we once traveled together. He would make me stop if we saw action along the road, say we happened upon someone digging postholes or moving cattle horseback. And of course we always pulled over if someone looked like they needed help. The stop often became long and talkative, and frequently we ended up at the person’s home on what was left of the 21st century prairie—eating, drinking coffee, exploring the past, lost lives and almost-lost memories, rural Montana memories, exploring our own lives, really, the leftovers at least. This daily travel became his interest, such goings on beyond the pale of an electronic world. His adventures quickly became mine.
And he was my father.

I, having failed the world I set out to conquer, became his caretaker at the turn of the century. My life had broken down and the family—my sister mostly—appointed me his caretaker while she took over my maligned financial and legal affairs. She freed me to take care of him, covering my debts, cleaning up the mess I’d made of my life, a life I’d become quite tired of, a life too bleary to talk about here.
It is the eldest daughter who does such things, takes care of the aging parent, the strayed brother—in Montana it is anyway. I was more than happy to oblige her request to be his keeper. In my youth my father and I had seldom seen eye to eye. I thought being his caretaker might be a good and even necessary opportunity to excavate the experiences of the man who produced me. Maybe it would help me merge with the world with which I’d become such a stranger.
So we drove the country of my childhood, the countryside of his prime. We drove a long Caddy, one of those boats with fins, an ancient Coupe deVille that often carried too low for the roads of our ventures. I don’t remember its year, but the radio had a ‘Wonder Bar’ that automatically found Canadian AM stations that played real music. I had to maintain a good supply of chewing gum in the jockey box to repair gas tank leaks caused by the unforgiven roads we preferred. Fresh-chewed Juicy Fruit worked best.
In his day Dad was a veterinarian, the only veterinarian around. We’d traveled this landscape together many years before and both knew it well, he of course better than I. And in these new travels we were able to—for once, at last—think together. I would see something, a broke down shed or barn, and he, he would reminisce about the building; how a heifer had jumped through its window. A window to small to seem possible for her to escape through. A window she indeed somehow scrambled through after she had arisen from a caesarian surgery he’d performed. I, silent witness to this all back then as his meticulous and underappreciated assistant, remained silent once again as he recapitulated it all.
I remember how the farmer had no horse to go get the heifer, and how my father (and I) lured the cow back into the barnyard with her calf, preying on the maternal instincts we knew would soon overcome her fear, her fear of surgery, a normal fear for a young cow. Now only the barn remains, its window still small and impossible. The house where we were served hot apple pie, homemade cheese, and cocoa afterwards is flattened. A tilted stovepipe remains. With the right ears you can hear it humming better times in the wind, its music a pleasant remnant of that meal; farmer gone, livestock gone, everyone gone but the wind that sweeps time through its world… . On we’d go, coming upon another memory, another flash of recollected landscape. The wind urged us on. Even as the land wears out and its people get old and die, the wind knows no rest.
I liked driving my father thus, mainly because he now allowed me to dream freely. Recent others have not been so kind. He never chastised me for my thoughts or dreams, and I still clung to a hope that someday I might begin my life over. A hope he never disputed or criticized. This was a different situation than when I was his child, when he in his all-knowing stance that comes upon fathers of teenage children, told me repeatedly what would be best for me, for my life. But he was over that now and nearly over his own life, didn’t tell me anymore what he thought or what he knew to be best for me. He gave that up. Finally. And it pleased me immensely. Every mile a different dream.
Of course back then I never followed his advice. I never became the banker he suggested I become, nor the cattle buyer. No, against his advice I became a musician. Jazz. I still think my failure was at least a noble failure, somehow better than my father’s unrewarded success. Yes, music was perhaps a mistake, and in a way it was a huge mistake, but after all, it eventually landed me here, where I’m sure I presently belong, driving him over the stouthearted life I somehow tried to create for myself but never could manage, no more blowing saxophone smoke. No, time took care of that life, time without money.
We did a different peregrination routine most every day. My sister had made arrangements for purchasing gas and the only rule was that neither of us drink alcohol or take drugs, pastimes at which we had both become quite accomplished. One day we drove over a rise, one of many rises. In the middle of a bleak landscape, a place where shortgrass prairie had somehow missed the plow, an old cowboy fixed fence. He led a horse by the rein tucked in his back pocket. The horse grazed, and when cowboy moved down the line, faithfully followed. Each time the cowboy stopped to mend the fence the horse foraged the last of the summer dried grass. The man seemed surprised we stopped. He later remarked it didn’t happen often. What happened is one of those stories I must tell you:
“Hello,” the cowboy says.
“Lo,” my father responds as he struggles out of the deep leather seat, grabbing the top of the door to tug himself up and into the fresh air. He manages his left elbow to the roof and levers himself fully upright, wavering a bit before catching his breath and moving away from our automobile. I shut down her engine. A welcome gust delivers us both from of the car, a breezy world. The horse pricks his ears, he too, amazed we stopped.
“Need any help?” Dad asks.
“Help?” the last rancher in the county answers, no cattle in sight. He looks to me as if I might be in charge of my decrepit father’s words, as if my aging dad couldn’t help if he tried.
“He wants to talk, that’s all,” I offer, throwing an arm in the air, as if to send my father his way. My dad hobbles across the barrow pit, a precarious effort in the wind.
Ol’ dad did pretty good physically until he hit 80 and the physical wasting began. Each month he gets thinner and drier, I witness to the steady demise. Despite the progression of this frailty, he uses the wind to balance rather than let it hinder, a balance a lifetime spent in this wind bestows. I wander to the other side of the road and do some stretching exercises while my father does his old-timey thing with the cowboy. It used to embarrass me, his forthrightness with strangers, but at this age I welcome his practice of conviviality. It keeps his mind sharp, helps anyway. Others his age, old cronies of his stranded by the empty prairie of their ancestors, rot in their television Barca-loungers, ensconced in the smell of old age, piss and sour milk. Forays into the wind, however ill-conceived, keep my father from smelling that way. And his thinking, his thinking is clearer than theirs. This roadwork keeps it so.
The Sweetgrass Hills are to the north, the near north. Did I tell you the wind here rinses the mountains as well as life? We are somewhere north of Galata, MT, a squalid ghost town along the HiLine. Most of the country is farmed. No one, hardly anyone, unlike the good ol’ days of the 20th century, keeps cows anymore. The old cowhand my father approaches seems an exception, despite no cows in sight. If he doesn’t really have cattle—if he isn’t really a cowboy with cows—at least he’s still out pretending, and I can relate to that. We seldom stop to visit farmers. We tried, but they did not cotton to my old man disparaging the narrowness of their grain growing. Dad never liked monocultures. A veterinarian wouldn’t, you know. A wheatfield wiped out everything. He witnessed a lot of diversity plowed under, a lot of cows sent down the road to turn Mother Earth insideout and end it all.
I gaze through the wind to the Hills, sacred Hills to the Indians, today apparent just how sacred, the only wildness remaining. The wind somehow magnifies them. They are green and blue and silver. Their diversity floats upon a magical mirage of waviness, color rising above the brownish farmland, exalted jewels of wilderness. Three huge hills—mountains by any standards other than Montana’s. Cattle and elk and deer and swift foxes abound, unlike the wasteland about us, wasteland but for the unfarmable coulee the make-believe cowboy fences off from the rest of the world.
A wire is down, broken. Dad wobbles along the fenceline to gather the broken end from the dirt. The cowboy retrieves the other end and they lean toward each other trying to bridge the gap the broken wire has left. They do not talk, strenuously attending the mending task at hand. My father amazes me. He deliberately wraps a piece of splicing wire to his end while the cowboy retrieves the fence stretcher from his horse. Cowboy hooks the stretcher to his end, my dad has added wire to his. The cowboy opens the clamp, my father drops the extension in and the ratcheting begins. Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock. Two ends come together. The wire slowly lifts its length out of the grass and dirt. When taut enough to hold cattle, my dad weaves a splice and the cowboy pops the stretcher off. A few staples pounded into the weakened fencepost wood. A mended fence.
The rancher sights down the fenceline. He wiggles an aging post. The rusted wire creaks and moans. Their splice holds true.
I look to the sun balancing in the southern sky, not quite to the top of the day. “What time is it?” I ask. The cowboy looks at me, expressionless. “The time, you know,” I gesture to my wrist and then to the sun.
“Time? I don’t believe in time,” he says.
My dad chuckles and starts walking down the barrow pit along the fence. The cowboy mounts and rides on the inside of the fence. I hop in the deVille and drag slowly down the road, get ahead a ways to stop and wait and look and dream about starting another life when Dad doesn’t need me anymore. Sun chafes the sky. I monitor the two fencers as they approach, marionettes in the rearview mirror. I watch them talk and gesture, my hobbling dad afoot, the cowboy atop his horse, pointing to the sky, to the earth, nodding in a communal knowing of the land, how it was. They catch up. I check on my father. Is he winded? No, not terminally anyway. We repeat this to and fro process. Occasionally they stop and mend the fence, but it seems after awhile they just walk and talk, the fence good enough. Secure my father is in good shape, and in good hands, I drive way ahead. Next time I look back dad is riding the horse! Did I tell you he’s also a cowboy? Yeah, quite a cowboy in his time, quite a horsemen all around.
The next spurt I come upon a missile silo cordoned off in a wheat field that borders the last shortgrass prairie. It is surrounded by a ten-foot-high cyclone fence festooned with coils of concertina wire. I step out to inspect the eyesore. Yellow and red warning signs poke up everywhere. Serious talk. These missiles went in when I was little, during the moo-cow heydays. Nuclear warheads. As far as I know, one still points over the world from here. We meet at the missile fence.
“What do you think will happen if we were to touch the wires?” the rancher asks in abeyance of all the nasty warnings. He almost seems riled up, as if this is a new development, this missile silo; but it is not. He speaks to neither me nor my father, but to the wind, his most constant companion. The wind answers with a little dust devil. We contemplate the trespassing signs. Government Property it says. Keep Out Under penalty of Law. Stay Away! DANGER.
“It used to be my land,” Ike says. My dad introduced me earlier to him as Ike, a patriotic name I thought.
“Nice fence,” I say as I look up to the gyration of razor blades. The two look at me like I’m a child. My father struggles down from the horse. He limps to the nuclear fence and begins clipping the wires with his fencing tool. It takes all of his strength and he is only able to clip a few strands.
“Enough,” I say. Being the well-behaved obedient father he is, as I once was as his son, he stops.
Stranded with nothing more to do, feeling foolish, Ike invites us to his house. He unsaddles and turns his horse loose in the field where they just fixed the fence. I throw his saddle in our spacious dust-riddled trunk and we detour around the hydrogen bomb launch site to the yonder ranch house where Ike boils some cowboy coffee. About the time we start sipping an Air Force surveillance van pulls in the yard with its gumball flashing. A Military Policeman enters unannounced and asks, “Who cut the hole in the missile fence?”
No one speaks but the wind, which howls. The officer storms out and brings back two baby-faced airmen. They handcuff us, all three. Dad sneaks me a smile, a leer with twinkle, an eye I’d not noticed sparkle recently. They lead us outside and put us in their vehicle and drive us to Great Falls. A nice trip after I convinced them, because of their age, to let Ike and Dad be handcuffed with their hands in front (and, of course, myself as well as long as they had the keys out). The trouble gets a little taller when they strip search us and put us in jail at Malmstrom Air Force Base. I finagle a phone call to my sister who lives in town. She’s a lawyer.
She springs us after a few hours. By the time we are released it’s dark outside.
“Were you drinking?” she asks.
“No,” I say. My father nods that I am honest, his eyes twinkling like quasars.
Sis drives us back across midnight Montana to our car parked at Ike’s ranch and drops us off in the middle of nowhere where we belong. We stand outside and watch her taillights fade into the nothingness of the Big Open. We look up. My dad takes us through the stars. Deneb, Vega, and Altair highlight the Milky Way.
“Pathway of souls,” he says, waving his frail arm across the universe.
We stay overnight.
The wind blows.
Ike lives alone, all hat and no cattle.
The next morning we drive south after the sun rises.

















Hard Stories are Hard to Write





Whistle


I’m back there often—those days, those nights. We met during that lonely time of year when the light began to tighten up, everything tight, everybody half-tired of summer. She tended a half-lit bar, a bar full of half-lit regulars, she the barmaid. ‘I’m not a barmaid,’ she insisted, ‘I’m the beverage manager.’ Well okay, whatever, I stayed on and drank anyway, knowing I shouldn’t, knowing it would take me far away, make me all alone. Again.
I watched her. She roved behind the bar handcrafting drinks tonguing a thin whistle; a gauche, imperceptible melody. When I finally caught on to the music—it took some time—her mistral strain had worked its spell, I couldn’t stop. She treasured disguising her subtle trillings, I know she did, ventriloquist she, lips undetectably pursed, lips telling things they couldn’t say. I figured her method by watching the mouth, catching an occasional flash behind her teeth. She impelled the siren with her tongue, a tongue wrapping and bending artful exhalations into the smoky air. Her subtle song numbed me into a surreal mood of detention; vexing, inscrutable. Before I could do anything about it, my internal reality became irretrievable. No one else seemed to hear her music, making me wonder if it ever was really there. Her song didn’t stop others from spilling out their life, not like it did me. Widowed three years by then, I hadn’t much of a life to spill. Life had ceased to exist for me. Pour me another drink, whistler, pour me another, whistle my drear away, whistle it all away.
So there I sat, an assembly of paper tigers gloating about, lust in their eyes, hitches in their hearts, hitches not unlike mine or anyone else’s; a paper tiger myself, I suppose. I listened intently as they blustered their lives to her, loves gone wrong, money gone wrong, their worlds all wronged. Softer souls mumbled behind, the back-bar crowd, college students unfamiliar with midlife rigor, the recently weaned, weaned and in need of a mother to nurture their adolescent senselessness, a need my whistler readily fulfilled, she a great fulfiller.
By sundown on those late summer nights oxygen ran low for me. I left the spillage to walk under the fragrance of early blooming stars. I’d stopped shooting drugs by then, and was down to alcohol, three—maybe four—of her well-tended mixes a night. I unconsciously memorized her schedule. Her four nights each week became mine. And then the summer ended, unresolved as any summer.
“Tanqueray martini?” she chirped before I’d made it through her door some thirty dry-drunk days later. She’d iced the gin by the time I sat down, giving me no chance to order anything less, spruce she knew my last drink. She set me up, set me up quickly, oh yes, very quickly, anxious to be of service, happy to harvest the crumple of bills she knew I’d leave, happy I’d returned. She loved cash, untaxable cash, her hips soft with tips, larceny in her eye as she fingered bills from the bar to her pants, larceny she needed. There I was, back for more, back again, her song in my heart, her drink in my hand. The same young men laughed at the deep end of the bar, me wanting their younger days, not wanting to know all I knew, not wanting to feel all I felt, waiting for her martini to part me from my life.
She talked as usual, no coaxing needed on my part. From the first night I drank with her she talked. I was back for more. I’d hit the wall with existence. I was on a search, an escape, forbidden drinking the only form of exploration I could muster, or so I told myself as I waited for her gin to mud my mind. I never brought myself to tell her about the lost wife. She hadn’t asked.
“North Dakota,” she replied, when I asked where she was from. “And you?”
“North Montana,” I said. “HiLine.”
“I knew it,” she said, as if the HiLine was where I should be from—the HiLine, that dapple of gloom that ribbons the upper reach of Montana, named for the Great Northern railroad, the HiLine of America, a HiLine traversing the great expanse of honyocker nothingness, my origins, places and towns where people aren’t born anymore, the places of my people. Then she began moving her olive and cherry chores to my end of the bar each night after I arrived. I figured she preferred my fellowship to the others. She worked around my drinking, wanting to hear what I had to say, which wasn’t much. Maybe that’s what she wanted, to hear nothing from nobody, nothing from me, my virtual silence. I sat and said nothing and watched her façade of smiles repel the others, saving herself for me, my silence hers.
“I knew it,” she said.
“Knew what?”
“Knew you were HiLine.”
“And them?” I asked, nodding back at the others.
“No. None,” she said. “You’re the only one.”
“But this is Montana.”
“Not here it isn’t.”
Which in a way was true, it really wasn’t Montana. It was Bozeman, a Bozeman lounge, a lounge trying for Montana but not quite there, not quite anywhere—no dead elk on the walls, no Oly in cans, no juke box. Microbrew on tap, single malt scotch—a gin mill, an everywhere gin mill, a nowhere gin mill—her gin mill. Mine.
As chilled nights drew leaves off the trees she drew me into her childhood, a place everyone goes when things aren’t right in later life, me listening along as ever, internalizing her plight, unwilling to share mine, too pained to share—a muteness fine for her, fine for the time being. I fell into a wino role-reversal I suppose; barmaid she spilling to gin-soaked me, except I didn’t give advice, couldn’t. Each night after I left the others spilled to her, I know they did, spilled profusely. And she, she tended them all.
Somewhere in the hypotenuse of her whistle and the story of her childhood and my inebriated strolls under autumn stars, I fell. I fell for her. I wanted to be her friend, well you know, perhaps more than her friend, the first inkling of desire I had felt since I lost my wife, lost her to cancer, a wicked unGodly death, a long death, a long thin dead death that tethered me to graveyard oblivion.
One night she told me she was married, unhappily married.
Despite that I kept coming back, the gin working, she building life back into me a story at a time, stories told, stories retold. I never found the words to story her, but she loved me anyway, such a good listener me. As nights lengthened, I stayed longer, drank more, more than I should, much more, knowing full well liquor would, sooner or later, bring trouble.
Sooner.
The more I drank the more she shared the desolate childhood farm life with deranged parents. Several gins into one night she shared a disturbing childhood misfortune—a long walk under blurry stars that night. Then she shared her marriage troubles, somehow connected? She sensed, or maybe wished, for a commonality with my untold upbringing. She nurtured me, but I couldn’t nurture her. I—along with every other disoriented bozo in town—made her bar my drowning hole. Drinking came nightly, as I was warned it would during my last stint in rehab, and then daily. Her nights off—together, drinking together, me on course for another trip to the spin-dry. I’d quit for spells, but each attempt faded my hope for a clean existence. Her whistle pulled me, pulled me back, back into a sea in which we began swimming together. She underwrote my drinking. I underwrote her telling. A mind-altered passion arose, time and darkness—gin-twisted couplings. Another trip to rehab. Yet another
I never interpreted her song until later, but by then we were married, hitched after she rid herself of her husband and I’d rid myself of her alcohol. What happened on our attempt at a honeymoon wasn’t her fault anymore than mine. I know better now, having had nothing but time to think it over—my journey into the illusion of safety in love, in marriage. I don’t know how else we could have brought it down. She’d pledged to get even with her father, for what he did to her when she was a child, for molesting her.
But we’re apart now. I imagine her whistle a little cleaner, a little clearer. Destiny is what goes down now. Reality. I understand things better, I think I do. The reality changes each time I rehearse it, memory working protective revisions. I relive the crime everyday, a crime filtered by love. I don’t know how else the trouble could have been resolved, the memory. She’d pledged to make things right with her father, for what whatever happened when she was a child, him doing her, doing again and again. She wasn’t vindictive or angry, didn’t seem to be, just wanted to go face the man, this father.
The day after we married we drove across Montana’s Big Open to find him, to fulfill her mission. We headed toward North Dakota, to the childhood home of her raising. When we left she’d asked if I had a gun. I did, a dust-stuck .38 lodged in the seat crease of my ‘65 GTO, the ‘goat’ with the retrograde back window. I showed her the spot, the gun tight and hidden, barely visible.
“Where’d you get it?” she asked, looking kind of empty.
“At the gettin’ place,” I said.
“The gettin’ place?”
“Yeah, you know, the gettin’ place.”
She didn’t know.
That night I dreamt bad dreams, dreams of a father I didn’t know, her suffering under him, his breath.
We made it to Ingomar Montana and spent last light drinking away childhood at the Jersey Lilly Bar, drinking one last time together (my last relapse), drinking to rectify the past, rectifying a molested past to reopen a future, to get reborn.
Some say all love stories are the same, but our story is not the same, was not the same, no stretch of sameness here.
We arrived at the father’s ranch, a big spread of nothingness in the middle of nothing, forever nothingness, nothingness save the roadside weeds that festooned our odyssey—roadside weeds scratching at the wind, wind the only remains in a farmland of childhood. Her brother ran the outfit, her Catholic brother, her Pope John Catholic brother—thirteen kids and a pregnant wife, a pregnancy difficult to discern from obesity, a smiling couple surrounded by farming and kids and nothingness. And within the nothingness: sheep. Silhouettes pasturing across the land in uneasy unison, a flow of sheep bleating, bleating to us, bleating sheep looked over by donkeys, donkeys to protect them from the coyotes that scoured the vast land of nothing, antelope nothing. Sheep bleating. Donkeys braying. Distant-waiting ‘yotes yipping.
Children surrounded me, watching and smiling, home-schooled smiles. Childhood surrounded her. Her father watched from the old house, the porched-white house. Alone he watched, framed in a picture window he watched, a window without drapes or shades.
The first day didn’t go off too bad. Whistle talked to her father, and he yelled back, but not the words she needed to hear. He talked as if childhoods didn’t exist once daughters grew up. But childhoods live inside people, they live forever, yes they do. I knew her inside by then, knew her wronged childhood all too well. I went along with the situation best I could, unaware of the rage building within me, a rage that must have begun when I first caught ear of her whistle. Their paths tripped under a spilt milk sky. I’d leave to roam with the sheep, especially when I thought she and he needed time alone, time over her father.
The sheep and sky incited memories of my abbreviated sheepherding days, days of long ago, HiLine childhood days, days without donkeys to protect sheep from predators, days without gin. Why did he have to ruin her? Ruin her forever? Ruin us?
This went on for a week, me and the sheep, she and Dad. Each day she tried to confront him, confrontation she needed. The day she did confront him he hit her, bloodied her nose, fatted her lip. I’m sorry this is not a happy story. I’m sorry it’s not fiction.
Next day Pope John found his dead father. By then we were gone, physically gone, metaphysically goner.
The crime lab determined the cause of death; a bullet from a .38 special, a bullet buried in Father’s brain. At the end of this story, my story now—a much-too-long story—I’m doing time, accessory to first degree manslaughter. My wife, the daughter, is doing time as well, murder-three reduced to manslaughter. At the trial Pope John testified for the DA that Sister shot Father. On cross-examination he wouldn’t fess up to what he knew happened long ago. Whistle told all, despite not wanting family ugliness in the open any more than Pope John. Looking me in the eye she admitted pulling the trigger that ended her father’s misery, his life. They never found any .38 special. She tossed it in a slough as I flew the retrograde ‘goat’ through the Black Hills of South Dakota that night, sacred Indian hills, the source of all life.
Each day her whistle resonates around my cell. Somewhere she tongues her song. I don’t know what song anymore, can’t even imagine, like I never really heard a song, perhaps a different tune, by now a different song.
Today they let us start writing letters to one another, letters read by someone in between. We can’t say much, we plan the honeymoon we want to redo, the honeymoon we’ll take the day we’re both free, perhaps a few more years, perhaps ten. Funny they never figured it was me who pulled the trigger. A good thing or I’d be looking at life, if not death. It took me a while to figure Whistle knew what she was doing all along.
I think of that honeymoon. I think of those dulcet late-summer days, those papier-mâché nights. I hope honeymoons matter.
I hope she’s happy now.






June 10, 2008, New York Times
About Those Steroids and Big Brown
By SID GUSTAFSON
Lack of steroids did not appear to be the reason Big Brown tanked the Belmont. I went over the reasons I thought were significant in my last article. Big Brown is a stallion. Horses are seasonal breeders. Anabolic steroids are naturally occurring. As days lengthen the endogenous anabolic steroids, those produced internally by intact male horses, are increasingly secreted into their bloodstream.

The days have lengthened considerably since April. Whatever Winstrol was excreted or metabolized by Big Brown before the Belmont Stakes had by and large been replaced by race time with his increased secretion of seasonal anabolic steroids. By this time of year most stallions have established higher levels of androgenic steroids in their bloodstreams by secreting their own endogenous hormones in response to the lengthening days.

Although steroids can improve performance in horses, steroid administration in itself does not assure enhanced performance. Generally speaking, horses are adequately big, strong, and fast enough. Steroid administration is not always a beneficial thing, especially over the long run. There are adverse reactions and side effects aplenty. When the dosage is excessive, or sometimes even with small dosages, difficult behavioral issues often arise. The biggest problem is that horses become hard to manage and handle. They act rank. With horses control is essential to safety and performance. It seemed Big Brown was plenty frisky as he broke out of the gate for the Belmont. Behaviorally and physically, there appeared to be little appearance of a lack of steroids in the big horse’s system.

Since steroids can indeed at times improve performance for some horses, they should be banned. There is little doubt that life will be healthier and safer for racehorses when steroid use is restricted. Artificially enhanced performance means that some medicated horses will exert themselves more than they might without steroids, putting added stress on their legs and muscles, leading to more injuries than would be the case without the added juice. Additionally, there are significant deleterious side effects due to the injudicious use of anabolic steroids: subsequent sterility, cancer, heart disease, unhandleabilty, psychological confusion, and other troubles.

Are there justified medical uses for anabolic steroids in racehorses? Yes, but justified medical use does not include enhancement of performance beyond what would normally be a horse’s inherent ability. What then are anabolic steroids used to appropriately treat? Anabolic steroids are given to help horses recover from certain medical conditions involving weight loss, reduced appetite, and loss of muscle mass. There are also valid medical uses for anabolic steroids to help horses recover more quickly and heal stronger after undergoing arduous surgical procedures, prolonged stress, and racing and training injuries. Anabolic (building up the protein) steroids induce metabolic protein retention, resulting in the incorporation of additional protein into the muscular and other structural tissues, bulking up the horses and athletes on the stuff.

Any other uses? Well, yes. Horses that are given significant amounts of catabolic steroids may need anabolic steroids to allay the protein loss the catabolic steroids induce. Catabolic steroids or cortisone (those steroids that break down protein and cause it to be excreted) are often administered to race horses to reduce joint, bone, tendon, ligament, and muscle inflammation, as well as to treat a plethora of other medical, immune, and metabolic conditions (pulmonary disease, hypoglycemia, tying-up, allergies, and many other medical issues).

Joints are injected with cortisone, and cortisone is also given systemically (intravenously, intramuscularly) to be absorbed into the bloodstream. Anabolic steroids compensate for the deleterious side effects of cortisone injections. If the use of catabolic steroids is limited, this will eliminate the medical indication to use anabolic steroids to compensate. If the industry is going to move forward in the best interests of race horses, they should significantly limit the use of cortisone as well. This will level out the drug-playing field, and bring our medical racehorse morals up to the standard of the rest of the civilized world.

Are there other examples of where one drug needs another follow-up drug to compensate for the side effects of the original drug? Yes. Phenylbutazone (bute), in addition to its vaunted non-steroidal, anti-inflammatory effect, thins the blood, increases the clotting time, and can increase the potential for bleeding into the lungs during racing (exercise-induced pulmonary hemorrhage, EIPH). If we ban the bute, the horses hopefully won’t bleed as much, and we can then reduce the need for Lasix.

Without bute and other NSAIDs in the horse’s system, the racehorse will be less likely to bleed. Both anabolic and catabolic steroids cause fluid retention, which also increases the possibilities to bleed with the increased blood volume. Lasix, a diuretic and lung-blood-pressure reducer, is used to eliminate this excess fluid.

The horse racing industry could begin to restrict the original allowed drugs bute and cortisone, thus reducing the need for Lasix, anabolic steroids, antibiotics (steroids impair immunity) and other drugs which tend to be needed to mitigate the side effects of the original drugs.

The preference of many is that race horses should run clean. Drug-free racing is safer. It favors sound horses. Fewer drugs, then, allow horses to race sounder and longer, and drug-free racing might protect the horseplayers a bit. If horses are treated with the drugs veterinarians determine they need to be treated with, then the patients should not be allowed to race until the resultant therapeutic drug levels have subsided to insignificant levels.

Will this no-drug policy then push trainers to use drugs that cannot be detected? Yes again, but then attempts to gain advantage with drugs have always been problematic in horseracing. Legalizing the use of bute and Lasix drugs did not curtail this activity, it simply enhanced it. Allowable drugs “clouded” the tests, hiding other drugs. Lasix diluted illicit drugs in the urine, making them harder to detect.

The 35-year-old raceday-drug horseracing experiment has failed, or is failing. Too many fractures. Too many wrecks. Too many injured jocks. Too many down, dead horses. It is time to start running American racehorses clean like horsemen do in the rest of the world. The cleaner, the better. Racing jurisdictions gave veterinarians and trainers the go-ahead to use drugs liberally in the 70s. And, as is apt to happen with drugs, some individuals abused the dosages and administration of those drugs. They topped allowable drugs off with more drugs, and in doing so did their horses and patients and the thoroughbred industry a significant disfavor.

The ethical rule of equine veterinary medicine is this: First, do no harm. When drugs are implicated with harm, then it is time to re-evaluate their use. The argument that legal drugs somehow help horse racing is getting weaker and weaker. Legal drugs engender the use of more drugs. Some drugs may have their place in racing horses, but we need more evidence to overcome the contradictory evidence that drug use is diminishing the public’s confidence in horseracing.

We’ll never forget those images of Eight Belles trying to rise on two broken legs. None of those who witnessed that misfortune will, not even Big Brown. But that image will fade and be less-likely to be repeated if we all get together to make racing a more reasonable sport for the horses’ sake, for everyone’s sake. It is a good feeling to win a horse race with a thoroughbred, but the ultimate good feeling in horseracing comes when a horse runs clean, wins, and returns to the barn fit and sound. Let’s get that feeling going, now.

Sid Gustafson is a novelist, social commentator, and former thoroughbred attending and examining veterinarian licensed in New York, Washington, and Montana, where he has had significant experience in the regulation of racehorses, especially as it pertains to soundness and breakdowns.





June 4, 2008, New York Times
Drugs and Racehorses
By SID GUSTAFSON
Phenylbutazone seemed a miracle drug when the stuff began entering the bloodstreams of racehorses in the 1960s. I was collecting the post-race urine that concentrated the metabolites of that drug during the ’60s, and as a teenager I became acutely aware of drugs and racehorses.

What a soothing anti-inflammatory effect bute brought to racehorses in those simpler days when its use first became widespread. The alleviation of certain lamenesses was dramatic. “Really sweet stuff,” I remember Wright Haggerty’s Kentucky groom telling me on the Shelby, Montana, backside in 1965 as he pestelled up tiny white 100-milligram dog pills he had received from my father, the attending and regulatory veterinarian (thus my job as urine catcher). The original medical plan, being that most racing jurisdictions back then prohibited the use of any and all drugs, was to use bute for training. The groom mixed the white powder into a mash, and fed his eager and waiting racehorse, who trained like Seabiscuit the next morning.

Bute cools hot joints and quiets inflamed tendons to desirable medical effect, allowing horses to return to training and racing sooner than otherwise, allowing them to maintain their conditioning. Tight, cool legs and hooves are necessary to continue conditioning the racehorse. If there is excess fluid in a joint, or swelling within a hoof, conditioning is generally counterproductive as further inflammation and damage follow exercise.

Bute was first used to facilitate continued training by quieting certain injuries or inflammations, and was especially effective when used conscientiously and conservatively. In a certain sense and in compassionate, knowing hands the drug provided humane relief to the rigors of racehorse life. The question quickly became: Could bute enhance performance? It was not a question for long. The answer was yes. Bute was and is the cleanest boost ever for a horse with mild inflammation in need of relief. The stuff could move a horse up, as they say, without a mental, or stimulant effect, but with an anti-inflammatory effect.

Two horses being equal, however, bute generally won’t make a horse with quieted inflammation run faster than a horse without joint, bone, or tendon inflammation. In a sense, bute restores normal overall biomechanical function. The nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drug takes the heat out of mildly inflamed legs, feet, and joints, and this can be good in considerate hands.

Bute also became useful in the sense that it was diagnostic, or so the mind-set went at the time. If you administered bute and your horse went back to training and eating and being a sound horse after laming up a bit, then it was concluded that the condition was not significant enough to warrant rest, only to warrant bute. Bute, then, could be used to assess the severity of the lameness in racehorses. Some did not consider bute-responsive conditions serious, and this is one line of reasoning that eventually allowed the legalization of bute. There were medical arguments for its use in racing horses, medical arguments made by veterinarians and drug companies.

The conditions that bute administration does not resolve or effectively manage are considered problematic, and those conditions generally warrant rest, rather than more intensive treatment. Today, however, if bute does not manage the condition, more intense treatments are used, and more intense drugs are used.

Rest is the oldest and most effective treatment for lameness. In the history of horse doctoring, no treatment is more effective. The horse has a tremendous potential to heal musculoskeletal injuries if returned to natural pasture conditions, grazing the plains with herdmates. The problem is that it takes a full year of rest to cure many conditions racehorses develop, and at least months for others. No one has time to rest racehorses, to wait a year, and then take eight months to recondition the horse. With racehorses the clock is ticking, fast. If drugs can save time with racehorses, they are used for just that. And that is the case these days. The industry has transcended bute. The monthly veterinary bills at Belmont and Aqueduct often exceed the monthly training fee. Ask any owner.

If conditions are diagnosed accurately and thoroughly, and drugs are dosed properly and administered in a timely manner, doctors can reduce problematic inflammation in a given leg or joint, which in turn protects the rest of the horse by minimizing the risk of extra strain on other joints and limbs to compensate for the painful injured joint. However carefully dosed and administered, however, this brand of racehorse sports medicine puts more pressure on the weakened, and now treated joint, and herein lies the danger. In addition to systemic medication given intravenously to treat joint inflammation, cortisone is injected directly into joints and tendon sheaths to get a significant anti-inflammatory effect. Cortisone is in a different class of drugs called steroids, which can be used more specifically than bute to reduce the inflammation in a specific joint.

When there is swelling in a joint or tendon sheath, excess synovial fluid is secreted, distending the joint structures, and in some cases, deforming them, making for irregular movement. The reason for excess fluid in a joint is most often damage to the sensitive joint structures; damage to the synovial membranes, articular cartilages, ligaments, tendons, and underlying bone, any or all of the above. Damaged joints are weakened joints. They are inflamed joints, and in racehorses, many become cortisone-injected joints: weakened joints that are quieted down with cortisone. Why? Horse joints need to flow smoothly. Imagine an abraded joint surface, or a tendon that loses its lubrication as is passes over a running, moving joint, the resultant pain, swelling, inflammation, increased friction, and impaired function. If there is rough movement in one joint, the roughness is relayed throughout the horse’s musculoskeletal system, increasing the burden on the other legs and joints.

Intra-articular injection of a joint with cortisone is a potent treatment. In certain veterinarians hands it can be used beautifully. The most commonly injected joint is the fetlock, which is also the most commonly fractured joint. The reality is that most of fractured joints were cortisoned joints, although this information is inaccessible because of medical confidentiality. Bute is less intense, less potent, and a more conservative, safer remedy. The original idea was that legalized bute would replace joint injections, or that was part of the intent. That has not been the case.

Phenylbutazone, or bute, abbreviated from the early popular brand Butazolodin, is a nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drug very similar to aspirin. Those who understand the pharmaceutical principles of aspirin understand phenylbutazone. Bute reduces inflammation, and subsequent to that, pain. That is the sequence, anti-inflammatory first, with subsequent pain relief. As a result of reduced inflammation, there is restoration of function accompanying relief of the joint pain.

If you consider aspirin a painkiller, then I suppose you can consider bute one, as well. Bute lasts longer, a day or two, while aspirin is more quickly metabolized in the horse, a matter of hours. The sustained anti-inflammatory effect of bute is especially therapeutic to horses. Prolonged anti-inflammatory relief allows the interdependent musculoskeletal system of the horse to redistribute weight appropriately. Lameness anywhere imbalances the horse. In a sense, bute can improve the balance by providing anti-inflammatory relief of the inflamed parts.

Initially, drugs for racehorses being illegal, bute was used to facilitate training and not so much enhance racing. That came next. The medication got to working pretty darn good, and in time trainers began administering bute to their horses closer and closer to racing, and soon the testing folk started picking it up. Matt Lytle was one trainer who taught me about bute, the smile it put on his face until Croff Lake, one of his horses, suffered a bad test after winning the Oilfield Handicap in Shelby, Montana, one of those years in the mid-’60s. Lost his purse and sort of soiled his reputation all because of a shade of bute in the urine.

Later, I heard him defend the drug, and his use of it: he gave it for the horses well-being, he claimed, and knowing Matt and his connection to his horses, I did not doubt his intent and compassion. Pain relief is compassionate, especially the sort of racehorse pain relief bute provided. The problem today is that a good thing, bute, or medication in general, has been taken too far. In the passion of competition and in a world of big money, horses have become victims of a misguided pharmaceutical culture.

My dad, having dispensed the bute, sampled Matt’s horse after it won the Oilfield Handicap. I was the one who caught Croff Lake’s urine, which tested positive. Then the next spring a winning horse tested positive in the Kentucky Derby. Rather than further restrict drug use to remedy the situation, the industry legalized drugs. From that time, horse racing shifted from a covert medication culture to an overt medication culture, which has been recently brought to its knees.

After hundreds of other doping incidents, there came a general consensus that if so many felt the need to use bute, maybe it should be O.K. to run on. After all, it was only a type of aspirin. And perhaps its legalization would eliminate the need for other more abrasive medications, such as opiates and amphetamines, and local anesthetics. Some even thought it would reduce the urge to administer intra-articular injections of cortisone. Not the case.

By the time I graduated from vet school and began practicing at Playfair Racecourse in the late ’70s, I could legally treat racehorses with nearly everything except stimulants, opiates or depressants. That left a lot of anti-inflammatory drugs, antihistamines, hormones, steroids and bleeding medications to administer to running racehorses, not to mention a multitude of vitamins, amino acids and minerals thought to help a horse endure the rigors of confinement training and racing.

Now virtually all racehorses run on bute and Lasix, and now with too many fractured fetlocks the medication has to be reduced. Bute wasn’t enough. No drug is. Legal bute engendered a drug culture. The ideology that more conservative use of potent medications would follow legalization of bute did not prove up. More intense drugs and medical treatments followed, rather than less. The pharmaceutical adaptability of the racehorse has been exceeded. Horse racing has to wean itself from its addiction to drugs that no longer help, but instead weaken horses. Racing jurisdictions are in the process of rolling back drug use. The trend should continue as a part of the remedy to reduce breakdowns. Foreign horse racing jurisdictions run without medication, and their safety records are better than the United States’. Horses running clean are less likely to break down than those running on medication.

Sid Gustafson is a novelist, social commentator, and former thoroughbred attending and examining veterinarian licensed in New York, Washington, and Montana, where he has had significant experience in the regulation of racehorses, especially as it pertains to soundness and breakdowns.
The journey to becoming a novelist involved reading novels and writing short stories. Sid Gustafson has published numerous short stories in a variety of magazines, including Montana Crossroads Magazine, Rosebud, Thema, and Big Sky Journal. He currently is awaiting publication of his collected short stories and novellas, and uses the short story form to compress his storytelling style. As in his novels, imagery carries the narrative momentum. His Montana stories are included in three acclaimed letterpress fiction anthologies published by Birch Brook Press.
Both of his published novels were born as short stories. "Brakeman" was published in 1997 in Montana Crossroads Magazine, and a version of that story subsequently appeared as the first chapter of HORSES THEY RODE, the popularity and success of the story impelling the writing of the novel.
"Prisoners of Flight" was a short story published by Thema Magazine in 1998, later expanded and published in New York as the novel of the same name. Sid continues tp pursue the art of short fiction, continuing work on period pieces set in his cherished Blackfeet Country.





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    Chapter 1
    SWIFT DAM, a novel by Sid Gustafson

    Note: During the Flood of '64 Swift Dam burst and drowned 28 Blackfeet Indians and other residents of the Birch Creek Valley below Swift Dam

    a Montana literary novel
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    Swift Dam

    Rain lulled them to sleep. The rain stopped and the sky cleared and they dreamt in that quiet. A silence held sway, save an occasional whisper of wind. Peace as if they were not only alone in the house, but alone in the world. Later in the night, much later, the phone rang. And rang. The wife did not hear the phone ring at night anymore. A certain part of her sleeping subconscious had learnt to block the belling, so seldom any good coming from that phone at night. On she slept in her dreamy smile.
    Sheriff Oberly opened his eyes. His wife’s hair lay over them. He brushed her hair away, softly. Then deliberately slipped his hand from under the covers, grasped the phone, and answered ‘yes’ quietly. He listened to the anxious voice. He muffled the receiver over his ear and carefully rolled away from his wife to hear out an apparent missing-person report, already assessing the possibilities.
    The seasoned sheriff quickly concluded that the controversial Doctor Ripley, subject of the midnight call, had driven into the mountains (as he had many times before) and parked his car and fallen asleep (his usual modus operandi)—sleeping through the rain into the moonglow, and now the quelling moonshadow of Swift Dam⎯a cherished occasional pastime the sheriff had become silent witness to with a certain regularity in recent years. Doctor Ripley and Sheriff Oberly had become good friends over the decades. They knew one another well, better than some wives know their husbands.
    For some reason Doctor Ripley’s eldest son was determined to make a big issue of this particular foray, ranting unwarranted details into the phone. Oberly might have been more concerned had he not known young Ripley’s father so well. His dad was not just any old senile driving off and getting lost like he didn’t know what he was doing or where he was going; no, this was his longtime acquaintance and fellow nighthawk Doctor Rockefeller Alphonse Ripley, Sr., a most lucid moondriver.
    Oberly sighed through his nose, licked his teeth, and listened like a good sheriff, deflecting Junior’s haughty tone, not appreciating advice at this hour on how to proceed in matters of Teton County law enforcement, and surely not about his close friend Rock.
    The sheriff propped himself to an elbow. His wife purred beside him, her breathing rhythmic and hearty. Oberly followed her breathing, he tried anyway, bringing his breathing in cadence with her quiescent breathing. Slowly, he relaxed his jaw muscles. He squinted his eyes, pinched the bridge of his nose and quietly bemoaned the ringing of this call taking him from the middle of a spacious dream he now wanted back into. He looked to the window, trying to determine the time of night. Normally, Oberly would have a sense of the time of night, but with the drone of late-evening rain hypnotizing his and his wife’s sleep his internal clock had been thrown askew. He loved his wife, he loved time spent with her in the somnolescent sense.
    Oberly couldn’t see the full moon, but her glare configured his bedroom windowpanes, rectangled phosphor of midnight tribulations with which he’d become so familiar through his three terms in office. He’d come to despise the full moons he’d once cherished as a child in Heart Butte. Back then, a time without ringing phones, the moon was never any trouble, none he could ever remember. In fact, back then the Moon was worshipped, as was the Sun and the Morning Star⎯life back at Heart Butte with his clan of Blackfeet relatives, a clan he’d somehow been pushed from in some way he still didn’t fully understand. He never understood his Indian blood, not really, other than it was thin blood, blood thinner than his clansmen. Thinned by whom, or how, he did not know, and never was it said, never to be said. There are many things Indian these days for which little can be said⎯little said these days about the Indians drowned when Swift Dam burst in the Flood of ’64.

    Moons these days did not have so much to do with moons of the old days. Moons changed after the Flood of ’64. And moons changed again when O became sheriff. Presently, fullmoons elicited phonecalls. The consolation tonight was that of all the phonecalled troubles he might be called upon to resolve, Doc Rock Ripley driving off into the aqueous night was probably the least of troubles.
    Then again, Junior wasn’t making this particular foray of his father’s an easy trouble to ignore. Truth be known , the sheriff was pleased Junior’s father was out there keeping an eye on the night. The two shared the keeping of night. Some wear darkness fashionably, especially moonlit darkness, Rock Senior foremost among them. The horsedoctor beheld the night, he cherished the early morning hours as the only part of the day that hadn’t been screwed up by Manifest Destiny. Through the years night had been Rock’s constant friend, an accomplice he was not to be denied in his old age.
    The sheriff snaked out of bed so as not to disturb his wife. He moused down the hall to the kitchen to hear Junior out. What with all the attention that surrounded Rock the past few years, Sheriff Oberly had the son’s father’s routine pretty well cased out—a matter of camaraderie as well as civic duty. Tonight’s absence seemed routine enough, and the sheriff told the son so, but the son remained unconvinced.
    Oberly came fully awake to have a sheriff moment. From Junior’s tone, an awareness arose that Rock had once again departed with that elusive bag of rumored money, a Teton folktale that had lost credibility with the sheriff over the years, a black bag of money, ablack bag of something. As close as they were, Doctor Rockelfeller had never mentioned any bag of money to the sheriff. The night they knew together had little to do with money. Oberly had yet to come into any bags of money, hard-earned or otherwise. He had come to disbelieve that reservation dream that somewhere in the whiteman’s world their existed bags of money for the Indian. In Teton County he had seen none—and to think he himself had fled the reservation to stockpile a wad of his own.
    Nonetheless, it was noted by a few of the more observant locals that Rockefeller Ripley periodically toted a black bag with him on his trips north, a worn leather doctor’s bag carried out of the bank and placed in the trunk of his sedan amidst the bottles and tools of Rip’s veterinary trade. But money for what? No one seemed to know that, or say, anyway. Rock had plenty of money, everyone knew that, now that the money came from somewhere besides hardscrabble Front Range ranchers. Never spent much though, modest house, modest life, living the same nonmaterial life as he did before coming into real wealth; modest car, modest wife.
    Immodest son.
    Oberly set the squawking phone down on the windowsill and folded open the dining room shutters to marvel at his willows along Whitetail Creek. The sweep of the massive grove gave him a feeling that even the phonecall could not discompose, his treasured trees softening Junior’s rave. The son’s sparking voice became insignificant in the realm of wet willows. If not for fullmoon phonecalls, the sheriff would seldom behold such splendor. The waxy foliage glistened in soft rolls of wind, leaves rippling as water. The trees sheltered his house from town, providing a privacy he treasured, a sheriff’s privacy—shelter from the streets, from the world.
    When the duck of voice on the windowsill stopped, Oberly picked up the receiver and held it in front of him like he might hold the two-way radio microphone in his Plymouth cruiser.
    “Did you hear me? Are you listening to any of this?” the voice chipmunked.
    This is about money, Oberly thought, that black bag of money, the son believes his father is unfairly disinheriting him of money. “I’m listening,” the sheriff said.
    “Figured you’d cut me off or something.”
    “No,” the sheriff said. “Just didn’t know if you’d finished singing or not. Quite a lot you’re unloading on me here about a father who moondrives regular. Is there some reason this particular brief absence is all-of-a-sudden serious?”
    “Why, hell yes. Of course there is. He’s been out all night, for Chrissakes. He hasn’t been right, lately, if you know what I mean.” Rocky Junior then went on to insinuate that some sort of senility might have suddenly overtaken his father, which Oberly didn’t buy for one second. He knew Rock solidly, Rock had mental edges, but remained keen-notioned as ever.
    “Are you sure you’re okay, Junior?” Oberly asked, putting a big U in the ‘you’re,’ suggesting the son’s mental health might be amuck rather than the father’s, a diversion measure he’d been taught at sheriff school to stifle such accusations. Oberly was a well-trained officer of the law, having attended many domestic-dispute seminars in his ascent up the slope of law enforcement.
    He punched his arms into his bathrobe one at a time, throwing the phone from one hand to the other. He walked down the hallway with the phone on his shoulder tying the waistband like he was rodeoing. Striding in his beat way, the sheriff marched into his living room. His picture window faced the mountains west. The love bubble had fallen low, its roundness plumped by some optical effect of atmosphere. Wherever Rock Senior had spent the night, he’d had a fine and silver moon to keep him company. With such luminosity it couldn’t have been such a long night, and certainly didn’t seem one now. The shortest night of the year was a few weeks away, and this morning’s sunrise was not so far off. The son carried on: “Come on, Sheriff, you best get a search and rescue going after him. He’s been out there too long!”
    The sheriff considered all the people he’d have to call to get a search and rescue going and there was just no way. He thought what Doctor Ripley might think of an expedition set forth on his behalf.
    “Not all that out of the ordinary, the way I see it,” Oberly reasoned. “Let’s just wait him out for a bit. Give him some time.”
    “That’s easy enough for you to do, now isn’t it sheriff? —wait him out.”
    “Be reasonable, son. I’ve waited out many a man. It’s simpler than waiting out a woman, you know.” The sheriff, as instructed, tried to lighten the conversation. “It’s just a few hours till daylight here. He’s spent the night out there before. He’ll return like a good father. He fell asleep in his car. Sometimes I think that’s what he goes out there to do, sleep, don’t you?”
    “He’s eighty-four.”
    “People get sleepy at that age. Your dad goes off like this time and again, and you know it.”
    “It’s freezing out there.”
    Oberly looked out there. Backlit mountains in low moonlight, the moon swelling with dawn, mountains soon flaxen as his sleeping wife’s hair. He walked to his weather station. “Fifty-four degrees here at my place,” Oberly declared. “Fifteen mile-an-hour wind. Tropical Montana.”
    “He’s eighty-four years of age.”
    “That’s getting’ up there all right.”
    “He could die out there.”
    “We all find our time and place,” Oberly replied, knowing it to be a comment Rockefeller Senior said over many a death. The veterinarian and the sheriff shared that thing death as they shared the night, shared death alone and shared it together many a night of their Front Range careers, animal and human death alike.
    “You’ll regret saying that if he ends up dead out there.”
    “Not likely he’ll end up dead out there, not likely at all if you ask me. He takes pretty good care of himself. Especially at night. I know.”
    “And just what makes you so clairvoyant about my father, sheriff?”
    “My watchful eye. Observation makes one clairvoyant.”
    “Who said that, Buddha?”
    “Sitting Bull.”
    “⎯”
    The son knew the sheriff embraced Buddha, as did his father, embracing Buddhism not as religion, but as philosophy, as night and death bring about philosophy, night and death and moon and water and horse. Doc’s doctorate in medicine, his crafting of fiction, along with O’s hybred investigative zeal, brought forth philosophies that irritated Rock, Jr.
    “Well, out-all-night is where I draw the line,” Junior whined, sensing the sheriff was more in charge than he had hoped.
    “He’s not out-all-night just yet, then,” the sheriff replied, smiling, breathing easy. “Just a few more hours of night.”
    Oberly envied Doc.
    “What a sweet moonlit darkness it must be for him,” Oberly added, gazing Swift way. “Do you see that setting moon, Junior?”
    Junior said he did not see the setting moon and did not care about the setting moon.
    “Best we give him a few more hours, son,” the sheriff said decidedly. “I’ll start a search if he doesn’t roll in by midmorn, say.” The sheriff pictured Rock rolling into to town like he had always rolled into town from those moonlit drives through the years, his veterinary car travelling low and dusty. Doc learned moondriving well achieving a sleek-wheeling touch with those long sedans he sailed from horse to cow through all those foothill ridges and prairies, over all those gravelly roads that dusted the Eastern Front. Pluming dust, pluming snow, splaying mud, trunk full of veterinary tools, bottles and potions jingling the meticulous music and valorous smell of a country vet’s life. Rock claimed those sedans had traction, claimed real horsedoctors didn’t need trucks.
    Oberly breathed yet more easily holding the phone to his chest. Not listening so much as dreaming of the horsedoctor parked up Swift Dam way, knowing Doc revered the concrete as the gravestone of Indian drowned. He thought to tell the son to stuff it so as to align him in his father’s purpose, but thought better of it, diplomatic sheriff he was.
    “Something might happen by daylight. Something might have happened already. Best you do something. You could lose your job if anything happens to my father, you could end up losing upcoming votes!”
    The election, each and every case now fraught with the impending election.
    Oberly had had enough. He was getting off the phone.
    “I’ll take care of it my way,” Obe ended, terminating the conversation with the heat and conviction he’d learned to end such phonecalls over the years. Let ‘em vote me out, he thought, let someone else do this nightwork.
    The willows wept low, the wind softening, the moon sinking into the mountains, sinking as time itself sinks.

    The sun would start wedging daylight into the world in an hour or so, illumination the sheriff counted upon to lure the missing Rockefeller Ripley home. Oberly reassured himself it would best serve the citizens of Teton County to wait the veterinarian out, officially, after breakfast in the cafe where his most-trusted informants drank coffee and groped at the waitress’ rumps (despite Oberly pointing out its illegality whenever witnessed by himself). By 6:45 the regular crew would be creamed and caffeinated, waiting to inform him of the previous day and night’s sightings and happenings—the waitresses themselves most informative, hoping Obie might someday brush against them, handsome dark-skinned man he was. Oberly’s build, his sculpted facial features and good bone, attracted women except that Oberly wasn’t that way. He was a Blackfeet Indian living one county below the reservation; a faithfully married man, faithfully married to a blonde. He kept his hands off women, did things soft-spoken, had Indian ways of handling flirty waitresses, Indian ways of enforcing the law. A gentle sheriff; a considerate, quiet man.
    The sheriff continued to gaze out his picture window as he’d gazed dozens of interrupted nights before. The forced-air propane heat provided a selfish comfort unfamiliar to Oberly’s clan upcountry. Oberly tossed the phone on the coffee table and flopped to his sofa. Muffled in his bathrobe he tracked the squat moon as it slid into the Rocky Mountain Front. He dozed in and out of thought, or maybe sleep. Each time he opened his eyes, the sky had coalesced a bit more. He said a prayer asking the dawn to awaken Rockefeller Alphonse Ripley, Sr, an Indian prayer to bring the horsedoctor back home safely to his waiting people…he repeated the prayer, again and again…a prayer his grandmother had taught him up Heart Butte way…
    The sheriff opened his eyes.
    Dreams he could not remember.
    Solid light outside.
    He stretched and stood and stretched some more.
    He hoped Rock’s disappearance wouldn’t end up creating a mess of paperwork. Obie hated paper. It was always best for the Blackfeet Indian if there was no paperwork, best certain incidents remained undocumented. Another thing began to gnaw, Oberly letting it gnaw knowing he shouldn’t. Oberly didn’t appreciate the way the upcoming election had started hovering over his jurisdiction; his first opponent in two terms, a primary election of all things, a former deputy from his own department challenging his law enforcement capabilities. His insinuations about Oberly’s Indian ancestry, a questioning of his ability to keep order, had set forth underpinnings of doubt through the general public, or so Oberly believed.
    Oberly always seemed able to handle Chouteau’s local bias, but as his terms wore on effective blunting of the prejudice he’d originally overcome to get elected sheriff seemed harder to maintain. It was true his latest incumbency had its failures: a murder committed yet unsolved, a missing person unfound—the sheriff coming up empty on both counts. Regardless, Oberly didn’t like the higher authority of an election pressuring his day-to-day law-enforcement decisions.
    Mrs. Oberly moaned softly as her husband wedged his cold feet back between the sheets. Oberly often coupled with his wife after he took sleep-time phonecalls; surprise, surprise. She liked it and he liked it. She was often half-asleep, and it felt like he was taking her in a dream, which aroused him all the more. The phone—a ringing in the night—became Pavlovian, a conditioned stimulus for the wife; at least that was Oberly’s hypothesis after twelve years of sleeptime ringings. He imagined the longer he let the phone ring before he answered, the better the sexual resonance afterward.
    The wile had the added benefit of simmering down anxious callers. By the time Obie picked up, the complainant was grateful he’d answered at all, and the wife… the wife was subconsciously preparing herself. Sex cleared Oberly’s tubes, allowing his forensic mind to relax, marital accord to help resolve the Teton County problems that awaited his resolution. His wife was the daughter of a local rancher, a nice Irish lass he’d meant at grade school in Dupuyer, one of the reasons he ended up in Chouteau, living on the edge of town in the ranchhouse of one her father’s outlying ranches. But since he was an Indian, they’d only gotten a corner of land. The brothers had the ranch, and the brothers did the ranching. All that remained for Oberly and his wife were horses and some nice horse pasture, which both of them rode with passion deep into the mountains, to the wilderness, where they would spend Oberly’s annual week off each year.
    It was with Doctor Ripley that Oberly first discussed the Pavlovian arousal aspect of sleeptime phone rings, Ripley a recipient of endless midnight calls himself through the years. Rockefeller Alphonse Ripley, Sr. was a Doctor of Veterinary Medicine, the only veterinarian between the State Capitol and the Canadian Line for some time following WWII. Their Pavlovian ruminations began over a dead horse years ago, the two rousted out of the sack by the same phonecall, the creature shot in the head just as they arrived, shot in the head by a trucker who’d stopped to help out. Downed horse, wrecked car, no one hurt but the horse, the scent of rimfire in the air, the horse surviving the gunshot. The deputy stood on one side of the horse keeping the onlookers away while the vet went for his black bag. The trucker’s bullet hadn’t quite penetrated the brain and the horse seized about, galloping on its side, feebly now, pitifully. Doc loaded a jumbo syringe with barbiturate and harpooned the horse’s jugular vein, pushing the drug he’d pushed more than he ever wanted to push, yet helping the animal to a grassy world beyond. A deep last sigh and death cleared the crowd.
    The night-travellers shuffled off to their cars and trucks. Doors slammed, engines turned, headlights brightened, folk fleeing as if the beast had succumbed to contagious distemper rather than Rockefeller’s intravenous coup de grâce.
    Deputy Oberly and Doctor Death stood alone in the night, appointed executors of the roadhit horse, their respective professions delegating them resolvers of such misfortune with no written words. Had Rockefeller not been there, Oberly would have had to deliver the horse with his Glock .45, or if he couldn’t get close enough with that, with his rifle. Obe was as deft with his bullets as Doc was with his needle when it came to taking horses out, but with a crowd Doc always had the honor.
    The two men stood watching the cars pull away, including the car that hit the horse, a bent Lincoln Continental, a dentist who wore his seatbelt. Everyone who drove far and long enough across netherland Montana eventually collided with livestock or wildlife. The key to not hitting creatures of the night was driving 55 or slower and keeping your eyes on the road. Beyond that speed the driver lacked the speed to avoid sudden crossings.
    Care had to be taken not to overdrive one’s headlights. Knowledge of the countryside’s nature was helpful, knowing where the deer lived and drank, their crossings, knowing which ranchers grazed their cows and horses behind lax fences.
    Rock first noticed a certain segment of the Teton County population taking to the backroads in the boom days of the fifties, sightseers of the night, big cars all sharky with fins, back in the days when double headlights and deep seats began making road travel popular. By the time Oberly came on as deputy, these wanderers began finding their share of travel troubles. Some troubling wrecks. Oberly’s childhood friends, seven of his clan, had been killed in a car wreck between East Glacier and Browning, a single car rollover off into a deep roadside lake at night. Death by trauma and drowning. They had gone to a pow-wow, he left behind because his skin was too light. Had it not been for that lightness, he would have been with them. It seemed Oberly’s destiny to take care of the nightdrivers of the world, the ghosts of his friends with him at night, forever.
    Certain moondrivers drove alert and careful. Others were melancholic, sleepiness making them weave and drift. Oberly helped them out of ditches, pulling them out and pulling them over through the years, insomniacs and amnesiacs chasing down some starlit hope they could neither identify or explain. Oberly figured the pastime to be a form of displacement: the road displaced people, took them out of their life, certain lives needing out more than others. If their land was taken from them, for example, they drove, and often at night when no one could witness their mad wanderings. Some land taken was ancestral land, and those drivers were his Blackfeet, other land was generational, owned in a different way.
    While Oberly served ditched folk, Doctor Ripley serviced ranchers laid low, laid low with their animals, ranchers bought out or foreclosed upon, swept off their land one bad way or another, their cattle repossessed and sold off. Rock witnessed the ranch-hands who’d helped him so faithfully through the snowblown springs under the front, ranch hands abandoned on the streets of Chouteau to live out their days without the benefit of cattle, but with the benefit of Rock’s generosity. Little left to do for excitement other than moonwalk the streets of Chouteau and remember how ranching once was.
    Foresightful others had accurately predicted the regression of agriculture and sold up to the gentry before debt jerked them around—becoming landless but wealthy, in the end no happier than the financially bereft. Rock worked for ranchers old and new, former and future. He took care of their cows and horses, their poodles and their cats. He drove to their ailing animals by day and by night. Sheriff Oberly drove the same landscape on his law enforcement rounds, occasionally drifting north through the panhandle of Pondera County to visit his mother above Swift Dam.
    Doctor Rockefeller dragged a winch out of his car's trunk that Pavlov night of long ago. He fastened chain to the deadhorse, knowing well which joints to strap and hitches to throw. Deputy Oberly secured the jack to a corner post and began cranking. The horse stretched, and slowly began its creep off the road. Rockefeller guided the dead weight along with pulls and tugs on the strained cable, coaxing the carcass down and across the barrow pit. He knew the mechanical tricks needed to move a dead horse along, having moved more than he would care to admit. When the two men managed the horse off the roadway, they stopped to rest and take in the empty night. Rock's gravelly voice interrupted a starry silence: “In Kentucky they bury the head, heart, and hooves of a dead horse in a bluegrass hole and call in the rendering service to haul off the torso.”
    The barrow-pit horse groaned from within.
    “Long way from Kentucky, here,” Oberly replied, nodding at the forlorn beast. “Magpies and coyotes will get this one, head, heart, hooves and all.”
    Rock looked at the dead animal and imagined the horse’s better days, a life on the last squeeze of the Great Plains, not a bad existence. The brand seemed familiar to Rock and the brand seemed familiar to Obe, but oddly neither man could bring their memory to connect the brand with a name, or even a place. Rock and Obie wondered. They traded stories and talked of brands, of animals coming into the hands of man, their fate as such. Rock and obie told their animals stories as they had few other stories they cared to tell. Sustainers of the starlit oral tradition, they bade the horse farewell with animal stories.
    Oberly remembers that Rockefeller told the deputy the story of Spokane, the only Montana-bred to win the Kentucky Derby, 1889 when it was run at a mile and a half. Spokane still holds the record 2:34.50.
    Rock’s rapt voice vibrated in the night, resonating with the breeze. Oberly listened with pleasure, learning to listen to stories from his raising up off Birch Creek, the creek that Swift Dam dammed. Rock portrayed how Noah Armstrong the trainer walked the horse from Montana to Kentucky, his cadence taking the rhythm of a walking horse, a two month journey. They rode some trains here and there, but the horsedoctor breezed over those details. It was the hoofing that delivered Spokane to Louisville fit as a Kentucky fiddle. He ambled onto the track and ran down the favorite Proctor Knott and the other trailing Kentucky bluebloods, winning the fabled Derby in record time.
    Spokane never left Kentucky. Spent the rest of his life at stud there. His heart, head and hooves buried in Kentucky loam. His hard-running torso drayed away in a gut wagon. That is how the story went, but maybe not how it really was. It didn’t matter, and yet it did. Both men knew stories were one thing and reality quite another. It’s why they told them, to escape reality, to escape the reality of dead horses, what to do with them, and how.
    When Rock’s vibrant voice ceased Oberly resumed cranking. The two managed the horse into a roadside meadow, July air warm as the dead horse. A last gurgle of defiance percolated within, indefinable, perhaps the horse’s soul fleeing its crumpled body. “Takes a long time for a big animal to stop living,” Rockefeller Ripley told Oberly. “For all the organs to get the message. They spasm and contract, hoping to continue on.”
    “I thought you said horses die quickly, an evolutionary pain-escaping mechanism.”
    “I did say that. I believe that. Death is often what it takes for a horse to escape pain. They have no tolerance for pain. Comfort seekers they are, comfort and safety. If there is no comfort and safety, there cannot be life for them, and they die.”
    The men waited for the spirit to leave the horse, for death to cool. It is peculiar what memories men remember, and women. Oberly remembered that night well, the words they shared, the horse they took out of pain fast as they could. The stars sparked memory, wherein a discussion arose regarding their wives, lonely at home in bed. “How long did you let your phone ring tonight before you answered it?” Obie asked Rock, after another breezy period of quiet.
    “A long time,” Rock answered. “I like to see how serious the callers are. Certain polite people hang up after four or five rings if its trouble that can wait.”
    Obie shared the Pavlov theory with Rock that very night. He knew Dr. Ripley to be a student of Pavlov, dog owner and dog doctor and horsedoctor and all. The veterinarian contemplated the Pavlovian notion with a torn-pocket smile. Middle of the Montana night, fullmoon, guardians of a dead horse, Pavlov. Wives at home in bed. Funny Oberly would get a call tonight regarding the good Doctor Rockefeller himself. In the years since Pavlov was first suggested, Rock and Obie regularly assessed their theory. In the aftermaths of nocturnal debacles various aspects were related and discussed. When Obie’s wife purchased a new phone with a different ring, everything had to be relearned. Doc never let a new phone into his bedroom. They men visited about their dogs as well as their wives and phones, serious talk about everything important to them. A sheriff and a vet don’t have all that many others to comfortably talk with about their worlds without the conversations somehow interfering with their respective professions, so they talked with one another. The men loved their dogs, their dogs loved them, keeping them company through the miles of moonlit roads. All the virtuous things the men wish to see in themselves they saw in their dogs, and of these things they spoke.